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Jacob Morgan on Social Media, Technology, Marketing, and Life: Social Media Pick Up Lines

  • alexmpayne · 1 year ago
    What about, do you want the long version of why we should go out or do you subscribe to my RSS?

    I'll keep thinking.
  • jacobmorgan · 1 year ago
    haha that's a good one, please do keep thinking and ad to the list :)

    thanks for reading and commenting!
  • Marie · 1 year ago
    Cheese-tastic!

    'My blog or yours?'
    'You hit all my keywords'
    'If my heart was a tag-cloud it would only have one tag: you'
    'Status update: I love you' (god that's bad!)
    'I read your blog more often than Seth Godin's'
    'I Digg you'
  • jacobmorgan · 1 year ago
    those are some darn clever pick up lines you have there. i like "you hit all my keywords" :) and yes it is certainly cheesetastic!

    thanks for commenting and reading!
  • Hjomats · 1 year ago
    Wanna "Plurk"?
    What would you say if I told you I wanted to "StubleUpon" you?
    Can I help you change your relationship status on FaceBook?
    After one night with me you will want to recommend me on LinkedIn?

    That's all i got right now
  • jacobmorgan · 1 year ago
    LOL! haha those are great, i love the linkedin one, that one had me laughing out loud.

    thanks for commenting and reading!
  • Corinne · 1 year ago
    This one has actually been used on me...and I am going to make it into a t-shirt to promote my personal blog:

    I like your technology.

    Simple, yes, and to the point. Yet when it's uttered by an unkempt man who is practically drooling over your now-old-school Palm TX and IR keyboard, it becomes yet another awful pickup line.
  • jacobmorgan · 1 year ago
    i like it, subtle yet elegant, maybe you can put a random accent mark over one of the letters or put some of the word in " "'s, just for the hell of it to make people wonder.

    thanks for reading and commenting!
  • Luis Levy · 1 year ago
    "You're so cute when you tweet!"
    "Press Follow, eject Restrain."
    "140 words are not enough to describe you."
    "My hearts tweets for you."
  • jacobmorgan · 1 year ago
    hehe yet another group of clever lines. i like the "140 words..." line, that's a great one :)

    thanks for commenting and reading!
  • LMT · 1 year ago
    Nice tweets.
  • jacobmorgan · 1 year ago
    ah, that one was already used :)

    thanks for commenting and reading though!
  • Ari Herzog · 1 year ago
    "Do you prefer micro software or towering hardware?"

    "Can I see your BlackBerry? I want to learn how it vibrates."

    To a librarian: "What do you think about Naked Conversations?"
  • jacobmorgan · 1 year ago
    love it! the last one is clever :) funny how many social media pick up lines everyone was able to come up with. I have a reply to your "social media best practices" coming up in a few mins.

    thanks for reading and commenting ari!
  • Ari Herzog · 1 year ago
    Thank YOU for writing and asking for comments, let alone engaging with your responders, Jacob!
  • jacobmorgan · 1 year ago
    but of course :) sharing ideas and interacting is what it's all about for me

    my response to you "tagging me" is now live check it out:
    http://www.jmorganmarketing.com/social-media-be...
  • hickersonhm · 4 months ago
    I Digg when your Facebook is near me. It makes my heart Twitter until my mind Flickrs and all I sense is your del.icio.us kisses.